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If you like to spend your days ogling Lara Croft or dance-matting your way to fitness and groovy sucess, then this is your final fantasy. In Itchy's day it was all about making the chick in Golden Axe walk into walls at the back of the screen so we could check out her pixelated ass (think we may have given away a bit much about our wildly misspent youth just then, even if we do like to pretend we're still busy misspending it). Buy old games that folk don't want or can't be arsed finishing and spend your shopping budget for the year on a new console you'll get bored with in a couple of months.

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