Jumping Jaks
The fact that most people know this place as 'Jumping shites' is a solid testament that this may be the worst place in Glasgow/Scotland/the World to spend any night (we'll give it the benefit of the doubt and avoid saying 'Universe). Re-runs of Loose Women would be more enjoyable as would be wearing tight jeans and a moustache in prison. Everyone who works in here is ingeniously annoying, your mum's pals are all here and it's beyond cheesy; there is a dead mouse in the cheese and it stinks just like this crap club. Dead people would try and kill themselves in here.
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Jumping Jaks
292 Sauchiehall Street,
Glasgow
G2 3JA
MonSun, 10.30pm3am
SunFri, £5; Sat, £7
0141 332 0099
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