The Tenement House

Itchy has no words to describe this place. Oh hang on, we've just thought of a few. Dull, useless and just annoyingly boring. It's a house that looks like it did 50 years ago. Well, so does my mad Aunt Martha's house but you don't see us paying a fiver to get in and make passing remarks about her china jugs. If you're visiting Glasgow then there are much better places to visit, and if you live here then you really ought to know better. This could maybe pass muster if it wasn't in such an exciting and happening city, but otherwise it's just a place for people who deeply fear change.

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