Loch Lomond
If you want to get out of smelly, smoke filled Glasgow and you've given up searching for Nessie, head for the bonny banks of Loch Lomond. There's hopefully something lurking beneath the surface to keep you entertained but, failing that, the scenery is beautiful, the air doesn't smell of cars and chip shops and you're bound to achieve that wonderful, fulfilling feeling you get from venturing into the great outdoors. If you're looking to take your 'special someone' away for a dirty weekend, Itchy recommends Duck Bay Marina which sits right on the shores. You'll get a big Brucie Bonus for that, we promise.


