Utter Gutter
Utter Gutter is one of those club nights you have to go to. Even if it means conveniently forgetting about your old mum's birthday and spending the rest of your life making up for it, it will be more than worth it. This big party attracts a big old bouncy crowd: gay, straight, not too sure and couldn't care less. One of those nights you could be wearing two odd shoes and no-one would give a flying squirrel, in fact you'll be welcomed as a kindred spirit, unlike in many venues where you'd be burned at the stake. As for your mum. She'll understand. Eventually.

