Etain

For the finer diner, Etain offers a classy experience, so no putting your elbows on the table, ties in the soup or blowing your nose on the posh napkins (that's what the tablecloth's there for, you savage). French cuisine is the name of the game here and Etain shoots to score. When Itchy went we had pigs' cheeks (on our plates, not our faces. Or our arses). They were truly pork worth forking out for, and we had no beef with their other juicy roasts either.

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