Café Fran￧ais

Café Français provides a proper French dining experience at prices that will leave you happier than a successful cross-Channel booze cruise. Itchy is always faintly disappointed by the lack of 'Allo 'Allo inspired campery; we'd rather like to tuck into croque monsiuer beneath the Madonna wiz zee beeg boobies, but alas, things are classily classic and the only idiotic tits are those not taking advantage of the £9.95 three-course fixed menu.Mind you, even eating à la carte you won't pay much beyond £25 per head with wine.

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