M&D's Theme Park

Rollercoasters with such sensitive names as 'Tsunami' and 'Tornado' may not win points for taste or instil faith in their health and safety record, but what the hell. Plenty of gentle rides for softies and nippers, while neds wander aimlessly, trying to remember why they're so angry, and spend 12 quid snaring a grotesque cuddly toy worth less than a fiver with a mechanical hand. Let's face it, anywhere that is so proud to have a Wimpy burger bar and with dubious geographical knowledge stating that 'the downtown USA zone is home to our traditional Italian carousel' is legendary.

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