Topman
Topman is ideal for the guy who shops once a year cause he either can't be arsed or he's too shy to step out of the changing room and ask for the opinion of his wife/girlfriend/mistress/mother, cause he knows they'll say 'it's fine' but when he wears it out for the first time his mates will laugh at him and there'll be six other Dolly the sheep clones with the same gear on.


