Bonkers Show Bar

Fortunately this place is shit, as how embarrassing would it be to have to tell people that you spent your night in a club called Bonkers? It's just as you'd imagine it really; cheap drinks and cheap people. The entertainment comes in the form of male and female exotic dancers, fights – are you looking at my bird/pint? – and a few impromptu game shows, which I'll leave to your imagination, but they're about as entertaining as Family Fortunes. It's always heaving and the queues to the bar are almost as thick as the punters. If you're not too fussy this the sort of place is perfect to snare yourself some action, and at 60p a shot, it's not going to be long before that Vanessa Feltz look–a–like is starting to resemble Vanessa Paradis. Free B 4 9pm.

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