Guys @ Glastonbury
So. You're off to Glastonbury next week. Awesome.
Well done for getting a ticket – it was worth getting up at the crack of Sunday dawn to sit in a telephone queue, on hold for the best part of the day only to find that three months later they're now being sold over the counter in H M fucking V.
It's like getting on the guestlist for Heaven only to see that the paying queue is shorter. Anyway, you're going, so grab your gum boots and get ready to get down and D.I.R.T.Y. 'cos when the gays hit Glasto you know you're in for one hell of a weekend.
Music, music, music. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Best bands in the world, all in one weekend... Get over it already.
More importantly than this, are the boys, and if you play your stages right then you'll be able to effortlessly glide your way through the mud to see some of the best eye candy in Somerset.
Lets take a look at the guys on offer...There's no gayer place to start than Alphabeat.
Never one to mince their words, Popjustice described them as ”the best band in the world ever“, and not one to mince ours, we're describing them as ”the best looking band in the world ever“. Seriously these guys are HOT and can MOVE. And I bet their crowd will consist of the nu-rave ravers complete with American Apparel vest tops and neon glow sticks. Note to self: pack American Apparel vest tops and neon glow sticks.
For a less in your face, more arty feel, check out Foals. Five middle class men from Oxford who are playing at being sexy in that – possibly genuine – way of not knowing that they're sexy. Their music is cool and our bets are on the hot skinny jean brigade being out in force to watch them, which should make for good picking.
Other top totty tips include MGMT, the Brooklyn duo who are making a name for themselves this year, and Jo Lean and the Jing Jang Jong – the quite edible five man indie ensemble from London.
Oh and of course not forgetting the beautiful Dan Gillespie Sells of The Feeling, oh and the divine John Mayer, oh and the gorgeous Kings of Leon....
ARAGH! Too. Much. Too. Hot. Too. Many. Men! Remember not to sleep for more than three hours and take as many wet wipes as your little man bag can carry. ENJOY.
Ummmm...
Words: James Emtage
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